Tis the Season – The Twelve Days of Fraud

12 Days of Fraud

The Twelve Days of Fraud

It’s the holiday season. While it’s a time of joy for many, there needs to be a heightened sense of awareness for all as there are quite a few Grinches out there trying to steal your money and good cheer.

So, while fraud professionals are always busy, the 12 days or so right before Christmas can be an especially trying time. Here’s our professional parody of the classic holiday tune aptly retitled The 12 Days of Fraud:

On the 1st day of Fraud my true love sent to me:

My photo on someone else’s ID

On the 2nd day of Fraud my true love sent to me:

2 Forged Checks
and my photo on someone else’s ID

On the 3rd day of Fraud my true love sent to me:

3 Fake Driver’s Licenses
2 Forged Checks
and my photo on someone else’s ID

On the 4th day of Fraud my true love sent to me:

4 Counterfeit Coupons
3 Fake Driver’s Licenses
2 Forged Checks
and my photo on someone else’s ID

On the 5th day of Fraud my true love sent to me:

5 Phony Birth Certificates
4 Counterfeit Coupons
3 Fake Driver’s Licenses
2 Forged Checks
and my photo on someone else’s ID

On the 6th day of Fraud my true love sent to me:

6 Computer Root Kits
5 Phony Birth Certificates
4 Counterfeit Coupons
3 Fake Driver’s Licenses
2 Forged Checks
and my photo on someone else’s ID

On the 7th day of Fraud my true love sent to me:

7 Stolen Credit Cards
6 Computer Root Kits
5 Phony Birth Certificates
4 Counterfeit Coupons
3 Fake Driver’s Licenses
2 Forged Checks
and my photo on someone else’s ID

On the 8th day of Fraud my true love sent to me:

8 Malware E-mails
7 Stolen Credit Cards
6 Computer Root Kits
5 Phony Birth Certificates
4 Counterfeit Coupons
3 Fake Driver’s Licenses
2 Forged Checks
and my photo on someone else’s ID

On the 9th day of Fraud my true love sent to me:

9 Accounts to Take Over
8 Malware E-mails
7 Stolen Credit Cards
6 Computer Root Kits
5 Phony Birth Certificates
4 Counterfeit Coupons
3 Fake Driver’s Licenses
2 Forged Checks
and my photo on someone else’s ID

On the 10th day of Fraud my true love sent to me:

10 Foreign Lottery Profits
9 Accounts to Take Over
8 Malware E-Mails
7 Stolen Credit Cards
6 Computer Root Kits
5 Phony Birth Certificates
4 Counterfeit Coupons
3 Fake Driver’s Licenses
2 Forged Checks
and my photo on someone else’s ID

On the 11th day of Fraud my true love sent to me:

11 Donations for Stranded Relatives
10 Foreign Lottery Profits
9 Accounts to Take Over
8 Malware E-mails
7 Stolen Credit Cards
6 Computer Root Kits
5 Phony Birth Certificates
4 Counterfeit Coupons
3 Fake Driver’s Licenses
2 Forged Checks
and my photo on someone else’s ID

On the 12th day of Fraud my true love sent to me:

12 Inside Stock Tips
11 Donations for Stranded Relatives
10 Foreign Lottery Profits
9 Accounts to Take Over
8 Malware E-Mails
7 Stolen Credit Cards
6 Computer Root Kits
5 Phony Birth Certificates
4 Counterfeit Coupons
3 Fake Driver’s Licenses
2 Forged Checks
and my photo on someone else’s ID

Happy Holidays from Fraud Solutions!