Downtown Fraud: Downtown Fraud Ya Up

Downtown Fraud

Downtown Fraud

Every now and then a pop song comes along that just screams out for a “fraud parody.” Musical genius Mark Ronson came along and wrote just that song.

Inspired by today’s massive corporate crimes, we put fingers to keyboard and came up with our own catchy lyrics for the hit song aptly renamed “Downtown Fraud – Downtown Fraud Ya Up.”

Playing soon in a courtroom near you!

Downtown Fraud: Downtown Fraud Ya Up

This scam – that white-collar
Bernard Madoff
That green dollar
This one, for them bad men
Them con men
True flimflammers
Profilin’, while in – rippin’ people off in the city
Got jewelry on – from Ponzi con
I have to smooch myself – I’m Walta Mittee!

I’m too slick (wanted now)
Phoned a cop and a judge man
I’m too slick (wanted now)
Made an agent wanna retire man
I’m too slick (wanted now)
Say my alias ya know who I am
I’m too slick (wanted now)
I’m all about the corporate scam
Break it down

Dude stole your retirement (Oh No)
Dude stole your retirement (Oh No)
‘Cuz downtown fraud gonna screw it to ya
‘Cuz downtown fraud gonna screw it to ya
Monday morn and I’m in the court
Don’t believe it just cry
Oh, Oh, Oh, NO!

Stop
Wait a second
Fill my bank – put some money in it
Get a tip, steal a stock
Jeeves! Grab the Town Car!
Drive to Chicago, Manhattan, Wall St., New York City
If I roll up, I’m gonna rip off
Get the attention o’ the ethics committee

I’m too slick (wanted now)
Phoned a cop and a judge man
I’m too slick (wanted now)
Made an agent wanna retire man
I’m too slick (wanted now)
Say my alias ya know who I am
I’m too slick (wanted now)
I’m all about the corporate scam
Break it down

Dude stole your retirement (Oh No!)
Dude stole your retirement (Oh No!)
‘Cuz downtown fraud gonna screw it to ya
‘Cuz downtown fraud gonna screw it to ya
Monday morn and I’m in the court
Don’t believe it just cry
Oh, Oh, Oh, NO!

Before I leave
Dano give y’all a little warnin’
Downtown fraud ya up, downtown fraud ya up
I said downtown fraud ya up, downtown fraud ya up!

Come on, prance
Take from it
If ya cheeky then deal it
If ya sneaky then steal it
Don’t text it, just show me
Come on, prance
Take from it
If ya sneaky then steal it
Well it’s Monday morn and I’m in the court
Don’t believe it just cry
Don’t believe it just cry
Oh, Oh, Oh, NO!

Downtown fraud ya up, downtown fraud ya up (say loss?!)
Downtown fraud ya up, downtown fraud ya up

I say downtown fraud ya up!

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